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Hey, the big man's back! www(dot)thekidfrombrooklyn(dot)com. Do you ever see them signs on a highway billboards years ago? "I'd walk a mile for a camel." Or they used to have cigarette commercials, the guy used to say, "I'd walk a mile for a camel."? Well, let me tell all you young people out there: The big man would walk 20 miles for a Quaalude, let me tell you! That was the drug back then, in the late 70s and 80s: Quaaludes! The good old Rorer 714, then they changed it to "Lemmon". I'll tell you! I wish I had a couple of them f*cking Lemmons now! That was the best f*cking drug ever made! It was so f*cking good, the government took them off the f*cking market 'cause they were putting the f*cking drug-dealers out of f*cking business! Non-narcotic, non-addictive, bring back the f*cking Quaaludes! You can take all the f*cking cocaine, marijuana, and all them f*cking designer drugs they make today, and stick them up your f*cking ass! There's nothing like a f*cking Quaalude! I figured(?) they were the f*cking best, having sex on a Quaalude, you'd thought you'd died and went to heaven, let me tell you. And when had an orgasm, you'd thought you were on the f*cking moon! Bring back that f*cking Quaalude! Anyway, think about it! This is the big man, the voice! The voice of the people! Rorer 714! And the big man's always happy to see you!

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